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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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