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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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