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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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