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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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