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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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