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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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