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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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