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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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