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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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