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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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