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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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