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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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