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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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