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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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