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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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