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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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