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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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