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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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