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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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