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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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