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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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