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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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