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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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