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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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