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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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