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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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