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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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