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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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