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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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