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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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