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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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