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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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