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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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