Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.