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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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