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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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