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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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