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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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