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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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