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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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