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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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