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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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