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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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