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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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