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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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