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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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