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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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