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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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