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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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