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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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