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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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